Author Archives: miss keri

Watch this.

Today I am feeling extremely uncreative. This might be due to a weekend full of debauchery and a work week of art and finger rockets. So watch this video. Thats all I have to say.

Customer Service is the New Marketing!

our very own p.roll
we are so very excited…

Bust A Move

You say neato, check your libido,
and roll to the church in your new sweatsedo.
Don’t just stand there. Bust a move.
Having a bitchin time cleanin up the afta-party at OR. What you don’t know? Now you know.

ce n’est pas un sac

Green is the new blue. Face it, if you ain’t down with the neo-green movement, you’re as good as gone. Keep acting like everything, everywhere is disposable and pretty soon the planet will implode on itself like a shitty five-year old hotel in Vegas. If you don’t start saving your mother earth [...]

a Lasagna for One this New Years Eve.

the most poignant break-up song ever to drip sappily from the pen of a forlorn rocker.
*le sigh…
love stinks.

Dear Staples…

Dear Staples:
Thanks for your recent delivery of the items we ordered. Your drivers must know how to drive fast because it always arrives very fast and we think that’s swell. However, your shipping department might be drinking on the job or something because the amount of packaging used for our most recent order [...]

Dress You Up in my Love

So, I never win anything. Ok, that’s not true, once I won a free
subscription to that magazine, Highlights. By the time I got my hands on
it, each month, of course, someone else in the household (I had a lot of
brothers and sisters, not all of them blood relatives or frankly even always
recognizable to me [...]