Author Archives: miss keri

Bust A Move

You say neato, check your libido,
and roll to the church in your new sweatsedo.
Don’t just stand there. Bust a move.
Having a bitchin time cleanin up the afta-party at OR. What you don’t know? Now you know.

ce n’est pas un sac

Green is the new blue. Face it, if you ain’t down with the neo-green movement, you’re as good as gone. Keep acting like everything, everywhere is disposable and pretty soon the planet will implode on itself like a shitty five-year old hotel in Vegas. If you don’t start saving your mother earth [...]

a Lasagna for One this New Years Eve.

the most poignant break-up song ever to drip sappily from the pen of a forlorn rocker.
*le sigh…
love stinks.

Dress You Up in my Love

So, I never win anything. Ok, that’s not true, once I won a free
subscription to that magazine, Highlights. By the time I got my hands on
it, each month, of course, someone else in the household (I had a lot of
brothers and sisters, not all of them blood relatives or frankly even always
recognizable to me [...]